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God will never leave you empty. He
will replace everything you lost. If He asks you to put
something down, it's because He wants you to pick up
something greater. Unknown
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TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF
MY LIFE! DON’T COMPLICATED BY OVER THINKING! Unknown
- It's supposed to be hard. If
it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard ... is
what makes it great." - Jimmy Dugan (A League of Their
Own)
- It's easy to
grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the
stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the
man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in
the seat. Judge Smails (Caddyshack)
Maya Angelou Quotes
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I've learned that
people will forget what you said, people will forget
what you did, but people will never forget how you made
them feel.
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My mission in life is
not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with
some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some
style.
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When someone shows
you who they are, believe them the first time.
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I love to see a young
girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a
bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
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If you have only one
smile in you give it to the people you love.
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We delight in the
beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it
has gone through to achieve that beauty.
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I've learned that you
shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both
hands; you need to be able to throw something back.
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- I love
the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather
strength from distress, and row brave by reflection.
'Tis the business of little minds to shrink but he
whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves
his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death.
Thomas Paine
- I never could have
done what I have done without the habits of
punctuality, order, and diligence, without the
determination to concentrate myself on one subject
at a time. Charles Dickens
- Neither believe nor
reject anything because any other person's rejected
or believed it. Your own reason is the only oracle
given you by heaven. Thomas Jefferson
- Work like you don't
need the money, love like you've never been hurt,
and dance like no one's watching, sing like nobody's
listening, live like it's Heaven on Earth. Unknown
Author
- Integrity is not a
90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you
have it or you don't. Peter Scotese
- Good leaders are
like baseball umpires - they go practically
unnoticed when doing their jobs right. Byrd Baggett
- It often takes a
thousand words soft spoken every day, to bury just
the three or four that we didn't mean to say. Jana
Poston
- Don't
expect to build up the weak by pulling down the
strong. Calvin Coolidge
- Waste no more time
arguing what a good man should be. Be one. Marcus
Aurelius
- The obstacles you
face are... mental barriers which can be broken by
adopting a more positive approach. Clarence Blasier
- Strength does not
come from physical capacity. It comes from an
indomitable will. Mahatma Gandhi
- How much better to
know that we have dared to live our dreams than to
live our lives in a lethargy of regret. Gilbert
Caplin
- Now, I say to you
today my friends, even though we face the
difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a
dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American
dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will
rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed:
- We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all
men are created equal. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
- Start by doing
what's necessary, then do what's possible, and
suddenly you are doing the impossible. Saint Francis
of Assisi
- In difficult
situations when hope seems feeble, the boldest plans
are the safest. Livy
- Maturity is the
capacity to endure uncertainty. John Huston Finley
- Chop your own wood,
and it will warm you twice. Henry Ford
- Defeat may test you;
it need not stop you. If at first you don't succeed,
try another way. For every obstacle there is a
solution. Nothing in the world can take the place of
persistence. The greatest mistake is giving up.
Source Unknown
- The man who removes
a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
William Faulkner
- Every man who is
high up loves to think that he has done it all
himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at
that. Sir James M. Barrie
- Like an unchecked
cancer, hate corrodes the personality and eats away
its vital unity. Hate destroys a man's sense of
values and his objectivity. It causes him to
describe the beautiful as ugly and the ugly as
beautiful, and to confuse the true with the false
and the false with the true. Martin Luther King,
Jr.
- Be sure you put your
feet in the right place, then stand firm. Abraham
Lincoln
- In this world
nothing can be said to be certain, except death and
taxes. Benjamin Franklin
- The brave man is not
he who feels no fear. For that were stupid and
irrational. But he, whose noble soul its fears
subdues, and bravely dares the danger nature shrinks
from. Joanna Baillie
- A boy doesn't have
to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't
like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go
around. Edgar Watson Howe
- A heretic, my dear
sir, is a fellow who disagrees with you regarding
something neither of you knows anything about.
Charles Carver
- I haven't failed,
I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas
Edison
- Good work habits
help develop an internal toughness and a
self-confident attitude that will sustain you
through every adversity and temporary
discouragement. Paul J. Fleye
- Knowing is not
enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we
must do. Goethe
- I got a simple rule
about everybody. If you don't treat me right, shame
on you. Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong
- I am a marvelous
housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his
house. Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Every really new
idea looks crazy at first. Alfred N. Whitehead
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Some
people see things as they are and say why. I dream
things that never were and say why not. Robert F.
Kennedy
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In order
to win, you must expect to win. Richard Bach
- Defeat may test you;
it need not stop you. If at first you don't succeed,
try another way. For every obstacle there is a
solution. Nothing in the world can take the place of
persistence. The greatest mistake is giving up.
Unknown
- Make it a rule of
life never to regret and never to look back. Regret
is an appalling waste of energy; you can’t build on
it; it’s only for wallowing in. Katherine Mansfield
- Do not confuse
notoriety and fame with greatness. . . . For you
see, greatness is a measure of one's spirit, not a
result of one's rank in human affairs. Sherman
Finesilver
- Always do right -
this will gratify some and astonish the rest. Mark
Twain
- Do not confuse
notoriety and fame with greatness. . . . For you
see, greatness is a measure of one's spirit, not a
result of one's rank in human affairs. Sherman
Finesilver
- There are no great
men, only great challenges that ordinary men are
forced by circumstances to meet. William F. Halsey
- He who has never
learned to obey cannot be a good commander.
Aristotle
- Leaders aren't born,
they are made. And they are made just like anything
else, through hard work. And that's the price we'll
have to pay to achieve that goal, or any goal. Vince
Lombardi
- Entrepreneurs are
the forgotten heroes of America. Ronald Reagan
You will never be a leader unless you first learn to
follow and be led. Tiorio
- Integrity is the
most valuable and respected quality of leadership.
Always keep your word.
Jim Rohn
- Press on. Obstacles
are seldom the same size tomorrow as they are today.
Robert H. Schuller
- Flatter me, and I
may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not
like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I may not forget you. William
Arthur
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Nothing
in all the world is more dangerous than sincere
ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Martin
Luther King Jr.
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The
ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in
moments of comfort and convenience, but where he
stands at times of challenge and controversy.
Martin Luther King Jr.
- The way I see it, if
you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the
rain. Dolly Parton
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Any hate expressed only weakens the person
expressing it. AJF
- It is neither wealth
nor splendor; but tranquility and occupation which
give happiness. Thomas Jefferson
- The attitudes of
your friends are like the buttons on an elevator.
They will either take you up or they will take you
down. Alexander Lockhart
- Do not confuse
motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving,
but does not make any progress. Alfred A. Montapert
- The wise weigh their
words on a scale with gold. Bible
- The pessimist sees
difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees
the opportunity in every difficulty. Winston
Churchill
- The greatest
obstacle to your success is probably you. Frank
Tyger
- You are born with
three things: intelligence, endurance and the
opportunity to build integrity. You decide how much
intelligence and endurance you are going to use. You
build integrity every single day with the choices
you make. Bob Kerry
- Get me inside any
boardroom and I'll get any decision I want. Alan
Bond
- When you
determined what you want, you have made the most
important decision of your life. You have to know
what you want in order to attain it. Douglas Lurtan
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To many a man, and sometimes to a youth, there comes
the opportunity to choose between honorable
competence and tainted wealth. The young man who
starts out to be poor and honorable, holds in his
hand one of the strongest elements of success.
Orison Swett Marden
- If you want to test
a man's character, give him power. Abraham Lincoln
- There is only one
thing that remains to us, that cannot be taken away:
to act with courage and dignity and to stick to the
ideals that have given meaning to life. Jawaharlal
Nehru
- I look at life as a
training ground, basically we are all auditioning
for the afterlife. AJF
- You have within you
right now, everything you need to deal with whatever
the world can throw at you. Brian Tracy
- To utter pleasant
words without practicing them, is like a fine flower
without fragrance. Buddha (c.563-483 BC)
- Always give more
than what's expected of you. General George S.
Patton
- Business is more
exciting than any game. Lord Beaverbrook
- He that undervalues
himself will undervalue others, and he that
undervalues others will oppress them. Johnson
- I've got a theory
that if you give 100 percent all of the time,
somehow things will work out in the end. Larry Bird
- When life’s problems
seem overwhelming, look around and see what other
people are coping with. You may consider yourself
fortunate. Ann Landers
- What we
hope ever to do with ease, we must first learn to do
with diligence. Samuel Johnson
- Nothing focuses the
mind better than the constant sight of a competitor
who wants to wipe you off the map. Wayne Calloway
- Believe that you
possess a basic goodness, which is the foundation
for the greatness you can ultimately achieve. Les
Brown
- It sounds
extraordinary but it’s a fact that balance sheets
can make fascinating reading. Mary Archer
- My grandfather and
father always told me as I was growing up, when you
are at your lowest, thank God, because at that
moment you will know who you really are...and
improve (if necessary) accordingly! AJF
- Never miss a good
chance to shut up. Will Rogers
- I long to accomplish
a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to
accomplish humble tasks as though they were great
and noble. Helen Keller
- Discipline is the
refining fire by which talent becomes ability. Roy L
Smith
- Two things are
infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm
not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
- Notice that the
stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the
bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind.
Bruce Lee
- The good news is
that the bad news can be turned into good news when
you change your attitude. Robert H. Schuller
- Far better it is to
dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even
though checkered by failure, than to take rank with
those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer
much, because they live in the gray twilight that
knows not victory nor defeat. Theodore Roosevelt
- That old law about
"an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time
is always right to do the right thing. Dr. Martin
Luther King, Jr.
- If you plan to go
the distance, YOU have to do the roadwork. Chuck
Parker
- Good leaders are
like baseball umpires: they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right. Byrd Baggett
- Action springs not
from thought, but from a readiness for
responsibility. Dietrich Bonhoeffer
- Good judgment comes
from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment. Will Rogers
- If you are never
scared, embarrassed, or hurt, it means you never
take chances. Julia Soul
- The only limit to
our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of
today. Franklin D. Roosevelt
- The good neighbor
looks beyond the external accidents and discerns
those inner qualities that make all men human and,
therefore, brothers. Martin Luther King Jr.
- Dreams are
renewable. No matter what our age or condition,
there are still untapped possibilities within us and
new beauty waiting to be born. Dale E. Turner
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I haven't failed, I've found ten thousand ways that
don't work. Albert Einstein
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Winners have simply formed the habit of doing things
losers don't like to do. Albert Gray
- Setting goals for
your game is an art. The trick is in setting them at
the right level neither too low nor too high. Greg
Norman
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A positive attitude is like a fire; unless you
continue to add fuel, it goes out. Alexander
Lockhart
- We are continually
faced by great opportunities brilliantly disguised
as insoluble problems. Lee Iococca
- I have always been
delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh
try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic
waiting somewhere behind the morning. J. B.
Priestley
- I know not what
course others may take, but as for me, give me
liberty or give me death. Patrick Henry
- The only limit to
our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of
today. Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Before you speak,
listen. Before you write, think. Before you spend,
earn. Before you invest, investigate. Before you
criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before
you quit, try. Before you retire, save.
Before you die, give. William Arthur Ward
- Greatness is not
found in possessions, power, position, or prestige.
It is discovered in goodness, humility, service, and
character. William Arthur Ward
- I try to take one
day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me
at once. Jennifer Unlimited
- Don't be afraid your
life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
Grace Hansen
- If you have no
confidence in self you are twice defeated in the
race of life. With confidence, you have won even
before you have started. Marcus Garvey
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Much of the best work of the world has been done
against seeming impossibilities. Dale Carnegie
- When you feel that
you are at your lowest and think God has left you,
think again! God can't never leave you - we are all
part of him! Just endure the pain and grief a bit
longer, you will soon find out that it was all worth
it! And all is OK! And the difficulties that you
went through were necessary to make you grow and
make you stronger! God will never put you through a
situation that you will not be able to handle! AJF
- What deal doesn't come without
a hurdle, that is what makes what we do so great! AJF
- The reward of
suffering is experience. Aeschylus
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No one who has achieved great success has ever
achieved it from a comfortable position. The
struggles, failures and hardships of life is what
makes success possible. AJF
- He is rich or poor
according to what he is, not according to what he
has. Henry Ward Beecher
- If you feel better
about yourself by putting others down, then I am
sorry for you, you are obviously a weak person that
needs to grow. AJF
- A positive attitude
is like a fire - Unless you continue to add fuel, it
goes out. Alexander Lockhart
- The most
distinguishing feature of winners is their intensity
of purpose. Alymer Letterman
- A weak soul, why be
inferior? You can change that in a heart beat! Do
Good! Be Good! AJF
- All experience is an
arch to build on. Henry B. Adams
- Our own heart, and
not other men's opinion, forms our true honor.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
- If you doubt you can
accomplish something, then you can't accomplish it.
You have to have confidence in your ability, and
then be tough enough to follow through. Rosalyn
Carter
- You can't wait for
the phone to ring. You have to ring them. Lord Lew
Grade
- I've come to believe
that all my past failure and frustration were
actually laying the foundation for the
understandings that have created the new level of
living I now enjoy. Anthony Robbins
- When in England at a
fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by
the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq
were just an example of empire building by George
Bush. He answered by saying that, "Over the years,
the United States has sent many of its fine young
men and women into great peril to fight for freedom
beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have
ever asked for in return is enough to bury those
that did not return." It became very quiet in the
room.
- Today, we gather to
be reassured that God hears the lamenting and bitter
weeping of Mother America because so many of her
children are no more. Let us now seek that assurance
in prayer for the healing of our grief stricken
hearts, for the souls and sacred memory of those who
have been lost. Let us also pray for divine wisdom
as our leaders consider the necessary actions for
national security, wisdom of the grace of God that
as we act, we not become the evil we deplore. Rev.
Nathan Baxter, Dean of Washington National Cathedral
- Character is tested
when you're up against it! Unknown
- What we do in life,
echoes in eternity! Unknown
- Vision without
action is a daydream. Action without vision is a
nightmare. Japanese Proverb
- It's supposed to be
hard! If it wasn't hard anyone could do it! IT'S THE
HARD THAT MAKES IT GREAT! Unknown
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If you
view all the things that happen to you, both good
and bad, as opportunities, then you operate out of a
higher level of consciousness. Les Brown
- We have to earn and
protect ON EVERY SINGLE DAY what we have already
attained. We sometimes (without realizing it) take
successes for granted or make mistakes, and that's
when we can put everything we’ve worked so hard for
at risk – so on every single day we should try to
keep our focus where it should be! AJF
- The policy of being
too cautious...Is the greatest risk of all.
Jawaharlal Nehru
- No
person was ever honored for what he received. Honor
has been the reward for what he gave. Calvin
Coolidge
- My
most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able
to persuade my wife to marry me. Winston Churchill
- Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to
fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes
on flying anyway. Mary Kay Ash
- Don't be afraid if things seem difficult in the
beginning. That's only the initial impression. The
important thing is not to retreat; you have to
master yourself. Olga Korbut
- A
little twist to the usual, "Everything comes to he
who waits". Everything comes to him who hustles
while he waits. Thomas Alva Edison
- People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well,
neither does bathing that's why we recommend it
daily. Zig Ziglar
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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in
fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to
rain. Robert Frost
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