Are you qualified to be a
professional? This quiz
consists of four questions
that tell you whether or not
you are qualified to be a
professional. SCROLL DOWN
FOR THE ANSWERS. There is no
need to cheat. The questions
are not that difficult. You
just need to think like a
professional.
1. How do you put a giraffe
into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open
the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether
or not you are doing simple
things in a complicated way.
2. How do you put an
elephant into a
refrigerator?
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Incorrect answer: Open the
refrigerator, put in the
elephant and shut the
refrigerator.
Correct answer: Open the
refrigerator, take out the
giraffe, put in the elephant
and close the door. This
question tests your
foresight.
3. The Lion King is
hosting an animal
conference. All the animals
attend except one. Which
animal does not attend?
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Correct answer: The
elephant. The elephant is in
the refrigerator!
This tests if you are
capable of comprehensive
thinking.
OK, if you did not answer
the last three questions
correctly, this one may be
your last chance to test
your qualifications to be a
professional.
4. There is a river
filled with crocodiles. How
do you cross it?
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Correct Answer: Simply swim
through it. All the
crocodiles are attending the
animal meeting! This
question tests your
reasoning ability.
So...
If you answered four out of
four questions correctly,
you are a true professional.
Wealth and success await
you.
If you answered three out of
four, you have some catching
up to do but there's hope
for you.
If you answered two out of
four, consider a career as a
hamburger flipper in a fast
food joint.
If you answered one out of
four, try selling some of
your organs. It's the only
way you will ever make any
money.
If you answered none
correctly, consider a career
that does not require any
higher mental functions at
all, such as law or
politics.